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Operation Bailey Birthday by Piper Rayne

Operation Bailey Birthday

by Piper Rayne


Book 9.5 in The Bailey's series

๐‹๐€๐Š๐„ ๐’๐“๐€๐‘๐‹๐ˆ๐†๐‡๐“ ๐๐”๐™๐™ ๐–๐‡๐„๐„๐‹

๐๐‘๐„๐’๐’ ๐‘๐„๐‹๐„๐€๐’๐„: Rumor around town is a certain matriarch of the Bailey family is having a ๐๐ˆ๐† ๐๐ˆ๐‘๐“๐‡๐ƒ๐€๐˜! Itโ€™s even spurred a few of the Bailey kids to return home to celebrate with their beloved great-grandmother, Dori. In fact, now that there are twenty-six Bailey great-grandchildren the event is going to be overflowing with laughter and love. Alsoโ€ฆ I heard that Piper & Rayne have been speaking to some of the kids (i.e. Calista, Maverick, Easton, Brinley and Palmer) and so weโ€™re getting some special POVโ€™s. I canโ€™t wait to report my findings the day after the party!



Well this little novella was fun!

It's a bit bittersweet of course, because The Bailey's - all of them - have gotten older. The couples we have all read about are now in their late forties or fifties. The kids are all older - Callista is 21! - and G'Ma D is celebrating here 90th birthday. Sad as it is that everyone is growing older, this novella is packed with fun.

Classic Bailey banter and humor.

Updates on the couples we love.

The newest Bailey generation, and their different personalities was interesting, and if you didn't know it already, a hint of what is do some in the spin off series, Lake Starlight.

As of right now, (Rome and Harley's oldest daughter) Callista and Rylan's (from The Greene's series) book, The Problem With Second Chances is out (I loved it, by the way), and The Issue With Bad Boy Roommates (featuring Brinley, Savannah and Liam's oldest daughter).

If I had to nitpick, there are a couple of continuity errors that bothered me. Not with this book, actually, but in The Problem With Second Chances. Rylan's memories of the event in this novella are written slightly different than what actually occurs in this book. Specifically, the state of their relationship. In The Problem With Second Chances, and the Greene series, they were dating in high school. In this novella, that isn't the case at all. And the car ride from the airport, in this book he mentions a girlfriend, but that girlfriend doesn't exist in The Problem With Second Chances.

I don't love that.

I can get over it ... but it's hard.

I hate continuity errors.

Honestly, if you love The Bailey's, you gotta read this book. Touching, and sweet, with the classic Bailey sense of humor, its a great "see you later" to the original Bailey's and "nice to meet you'" to the newest ones. I'm so excited to continue in this world.

My mom rolls down her window.

Holly: โ€œHow are the twins?โ€

Aunt Cleo just had another set of twinsโ€”girls this timeโ€”and Mom and every one of my aunts canโ€™t get enough of them. Maybe because theyโ€™re the youngest of the Bailey brood by five years.

Denver: โ€œTheyโ€™re good. Sleep, eat, shit, repeat.โ€

Holly: โ€œI bet they fall asleep in your arms and their little hands wrap around your fingers. The quiet nighttime feedings when itโ€™s just you and themโ€ฆโ€

My momโ€™s eyes roll back in her head as if sheโ€™d do anything to relive that experience.

Denver: โ€œAmazing how warped your memory can become over time. Cleo was like you until the reality of being woken by screams and never leaving the house without a stain on her clothes set in. I will say though that the betting is fun.โ€

Holly: โ€œThe betting?โ€

Denver: โ€œYeah. I grabbed Abby, and Cleo put her money on Allie.โ€

Holly: โ€œOn what?โ€

My mom sounds as confused as I am.

Denver: โ€œWho will walk first. Abby is so close, and the minute she walks, Cleo owes me aโ€”โ€

His gaze trails back to me in the driverโ€™s seat.

Denver: โ€œWell, letโ€™s just say I win.โ€ Ethel smiles warmly at me.

Ethyl: โ€œYeah, Calista, what about you? Iโ€™m sure the boys must be circling you.โ€

Rylan: โ€œMore like trying to escape before she devours them like chum in the water,โ€

Rylan chimes in from across the aisle. Grandma Dori stops me before I can get my suitcase. She looks behind her then back at me.

Dori: โ€œJust in case there is a party for me, I donโ€™t want a stripper. Your great-grandfather would roll over in his grave having some manโ€™s thing swinging in my face.โ€

Mayday. Mayday.

I have to stop my mind from forming a visual. But nope. Itโ€™s right there. Great-Grandma Dori in a chair while some stripperโ€™s dick bounces to the beat of โ€œPonyโ€ by Ginuwine. Colton: โ€œI see you still have a key,โ€

my dad says, gaze shifting to my mom.

Dori; โ€œOh, Colton, you should feel lucky. In case anything should happen, I can get inside and help where Iโ€™m needed.โ€

My dad kisses my great-grandma on the cheek.

Colton: โ€œI know. Youโ€™re always looking out for us.โ€

Mom places the spatula down and my dad ventures into the kitchen to watch over dinner while Mom hugs Grandma hello.

Dori: โ€œFunny how I always find you two in the kitchen,โ€ Mason: โ€œPop stand?โ€

Mason asks, sitting at the table and waiting to eat. Heโ€™s probably excited to have a night with just Mom and Dad. I like those nights too.

Colton: โ€œItโ€™s a term from way back whenโ€ฆโ€

Dad doesnโ€™t finish after Great-Grandmaโ€™s eyes go wide.

Colton: โ€œHey, itโ€™s taco night.โ€

He does a little dance on his way to the table. Maybe he is afraid of Grandma. Savannah: โ€œI look so young. What happened?โ€

She looks into the mirror, pulling at the sides of her face to make the skin taut.

Liam: โ€œYouโ€™re beautiful. Stop it.โ€

My dad hands me his fried rice and I pass him the chicken.

Liam: โ€œYou know Iโ€™m way too hot to be with anyone whoโ€™s not a ten.โ€ Brinley: โ€œGreat-Grandma, can I drive you back to Northern Lights?โ€

I fish out my shoes because one thing about Great-Grandma is she never denies us great-grandkids.

Dori: โ€œOf course you can. I didnโ€™t live to be almost ninety without taking any chances.โ€ I hope one day Iโ€™m in her position, having been blessed to watch my entire family grow around me. Sheโ€™s been through some of the worst heartbreak anyone could imagine, but she never let it make her crumble. For that alone, I want to be like Great-Grandma Dori one day. Gโ€™Ma D ignores him and turns her attention to my dad and uncle.

Dori: โ€œAnd you two? Why are you not trying something on?โ€

Denver: โ€œI have a suit,โ€

Uncle Rome nods.

Rome: โ€œMe too.โ€

Dori: โ€œNot one that looks like this.โ€

She thumbs behind her. They both lean over to look at Rohan as though they donโ€™t remember what the suit looks like. The one with the gold button-down shirt and black tie.

Denver: โ€œYeah. No.โ€

Dad leans back and rests his ankle on his knee.

Dori: โ€œYeah. Go.โ€

She points toward the dressing rooms. Wyatt: โ€œSheโ€™s cute.โ€

Lance: โ€œUmโ€ฆ no. You canโ€™t say that.โ€

Wyatt: โ€œWhy not? Brinleyโ€™s cute.โ€

He gulps down a sip of his water.

Lance: โ€œBecause thatโ€™s like the dad and the nanny or something.โ€

Wyatt: โ€œYour aunt Phoenix was a nanny for Uncle Griffin.โ€

My mouth hangs open.

Lance: โ€œI donโ€™t want to know that. There are certain things that happened before I was born that Iโ€™d like to be blind to.โ€ Kingston: โ€œWant me to take her?โ€

Dori: โ€œNah, I wonโ€™t be able to do this forever.โ€

I press a soft kiss into Mabelโ€™s dark hair.

Kingston: โ€œI wish you could.โ€

My dear Kingston. My ninetieth birthday has hit him the hardest. Iโ€™ve tried to ignore his longing stares and worry for the past few weeks, but this conversation feels inevitable now. I reach forward, careful not to drop Mabel, and pat his hand.

Dori: โ€œI got a good twenty years left, donโ€™t you worry.โ€

I wink, but he gives me a sad smile.

Dori: โ€œKingston, Iโ€™m going to go sometime. We all are. But know that when I do, Iโ€™ve had a good life. A magnificent life. And Iโ€™m so grateful for it. It wasnโ€™t all roses, but itโ€™s been the blessing of a lifetime and filled me with more joy than you can even comprehend, to watch you and your brothers and sisters make your way in the world and create families of your own. Donโ€™t be sad for me, kiddo. Iโ€™m one of the privileged ones. I got to be here to see it all happen.โ€ She nods toward where I was just lookingโ€”Calista and Rylan.

Ethyl: โ€œWhat do you think? Gonna work?โ€

Dori: โ€œAll we can do is bring them together, right?โ€

Ethyl: โ€œDo you think theyโ€™re our last?โ€

Ethelโ€™s voice is resigned. I laugh.

Dori: โ€œIโ€™m not ready to hang up my cape yet, are you, Louise?โ€

Ethyl: โ€œNever, Thelma.โ€

She squeezes my hand. Denver: โ€œWhoโ€™s watching my kids tonight? I won the bet and now my wife needs to pay up. Which means, I need a house without kids.โ€

The entire room fills with laughter and itโ€™s the best sound in the world. There are sad moments in everyoneโ€™s life and oftentimes you find a moment of peace, but the laughter makes life worth living.


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